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Remember that time in 2014 when you tried to work your way back into our closets but were met with insurmountable rejection? Didn't you learn anything from that? Sure you fooled us in the 70's - there was a lot to be distracted by in that decade - and yeah, ok - you snuck in again at the turn of the millennium - we were vulnerable then too
These little people understand what it means to give exactly zero fucks about just about everything in life, and I wanted in on the action. So I asked my toddler to style me, giving the approximated zero fucks that he so wonderfully does in his own life.
I have to say though, the moment temperatures rise above 20 C's, I lose all sense of cool, so to speak. And cooling off is a rather tough goal to accomplish when you're consumed with the subordination of pairing the proper crop with the proper skirt, under the proper cardi, with the proper cool-factor enhancing necklace, strappy sandals or open toe booties, and so on.
Your Pokémon Go avatar has a sweet hat, so you're going to need one too. Why? Because you don't want to be blinded by any bullsh*t when you are in capture mode with a friggin' legendary Pokémon.
It is a question of distressed denim or a-line prints. Vintage peter pan collars or classic plaids. Bloodstones or cowgirls. Washboard or acoustic guitar. These are the important differentiators to consider.
If you think like me when you pack, this article is for you. I dove deep to come up with the following 6 tips that you can implement to cut down on your packing volume, and maximize your wardrobe potential, and best of all, fit it all into a knapsack. Yes, I did just say knapsack.
The internet of things, today is so much to contend with. Usually, if I tell you I didn't receive the message you sent me, it's because I didn't. Or I did, but it was followed so closely behind with some other form of internet-interruption that it left my brain faster than a Stella McCartney at a handbag sale.
Usually about 30 minutes before my company arrives I spin around my house like a toupee in a windstorm until everything is conceivably in place. Go ahead, marvel at my clear countertops, organized bookshelves and clutterless sitting room. But if a door, drawer or cupboard is closed, for the love of Prince don't open it!
I'll admit, I try to be ladylike. Somewhere deep beneath the underbelly of my estrogen centres is a desire to be more put together, have a cleaner house and a better hairdo. But really, I am so much closer to Ron Swanson than Betty Draper.